![]() We have no comment on that and I assure you Big Bird was not involved.” “Did you get a tip from someone on the show regarding vaccinations?”Ĭruz’s attorney: “That is privileged information. They will not be watching the one about vaccinations.” “I recorded the show and reviewed it first. The next thing you know they will be running for office.” We can’t have Muppets like Elmo telling the country that vaccines are safe. “We have been looking into that very seriously. “Senator, are you going to have Elmo testify before Congress?” He said he noticed that Elmo “was missing” from the show the day votes were counted. My client will not answer other questions.”Ĭruz ignored his attorney by offering that he will also investigate whether Elmo had a hand in having voting machines switch Trump votes to Biden. We asked: “Is that like saying the election was stolen without providing any evidence?”Ĭruz’s attorney interrupted: “This interview is supposed to be restricted to Elmo, nothing but Elmo and only Elmo. “My major point is,” said the senator, “Elmo’s father said that vaccines protect children under 5 but he had no evidence.” “Will this affect the show and your relationship with Elmo?”įinally, we reached out to Senator Cruz who agreed to an interview but demanded that his attorney be permitted to participate. I was told it’s better if I don’t say anything.” This led us to Big Bird who was less than cooperative. And then I told the Senator that Big Bird sometimes wears a mask.” I think Big Bird did not want to be the only one attacked by the senator and told him there were others on the show who had the shot. “You believe you have a stool pigeon, a mole, on the show?” “I think someone here has been giving him information on my vaccination.” “The Cookie Monster said he would help me for nothing but a package of Oreos.” Then Elmo added: I’ll have to get a lawyer but they cost a lot of money. He wanted an explanation and threatened to have me testify before Congress. Not only did Senator Cruz not like that I was vaccinated, but because my voice was muffled on the phone, he thought I was wearing a mask.” I did not vote for Biden nor did I talk to Dr. After reading the news coverage about Cruz’s Elmophobia and that this really happened, being enterprising journalists, we had to dig deep into this story.
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